The Alarmingly Charmingly Cousins

Another Night at the Oscars

2010-03-13T11:20:00.000-08:00

Dear our fans --

I know it's really hard to believe, but we yet aGAIN were forced to watch the Oscars from a Best Buy window display on account of the fact that we did not receive our official invitation in time. It's really disheartening that even when you HAVE received a certain degree of renown, it's the little things like a flaw in the postal system that can hold you back from your dreams. Hopefully next year will be different . . . I personally have already prepared my look, as shown here.
Cupcakes and razors,
Stephy

"Cousins" by Vampire Weekend

2010-02-11T14:45:00.000-08:00

Thanks to Vampire Weekend for creating such a lovely song to honor such a very special relationship: COUSINDOM!

LOVE ON YOUR FACE,
Buffy Jane and Stephy

WE'RE TOO FAMOUS!

2010-02-10T11:41:00.000-08:00

Our new music video for "Cousins" by Vampire Weekend has been featured on www.popawesome.com

ALL THIS FAME IS COMING SO QUICKLY! I don't know if we can handle it. Perhaps we are destined to join the ranks of the other too-much-too-sooners . . . Corey Feldman, LiLo, Suri Cruise, etc . . . but at least we have a high substance tolerance thanks to the heavy cough syrup regimen our Grammy used to put us on whenever we got the lice. We'll be just fine! Thanks PopAwesome!

<3 <3 <3 Buffy Jane and Stephy

Vote for us for a Streamy award!

2010-01-18T13:18:00.000-08:00

Dear fans -

We have been nominated for a Streamy! Hurrah! Please do your part and submit us yourself. The more submissions we get, the more likely we will qualify for some of the audience choice categories. It's the least you could do really, after all we've done for you and our country

http://www.streamys.org/submit/

Roses-and-glitter,
Buffy Jane and
Stephy

SPEC COMMERCIAL FOR TAPE

2009-12-01T16:49:00.000-08:00

Hiiiiiii! How are you? I'm fine. Me and Buffy Jane created this GREAT spec commercial for a great product!! We hope you like it. And if you work for a company that sells tape, (Scotch, Duck, Office Depot, etc), please contact us IMMEDIATELY to purchase this spec commercial for a lowlow rate of a million dollars buy-out one time!! This deal won't last forever! Contact us now: alarminglycharminglycousins@gmail.com

Loveyou, Stephy

Stephy's Comedic Monologue

2009-11-16T21:33:00.000-08:00

Hi Evree1! I recorded this really funny monologue of myself doing some funny style acting! I hope u like it. I think I found some really great moments in it. People say comedy is hard to do well, BUT THIS WAS EASY so I must be a natural
LOVEYOU --Stephy

Buffy Jane's PSA

2009-11-04T13:11:00.000-08:00

Starbucks jeopardizes the safety and well-being of Celebrities - Boycott them!

As all Celebrities are often forced to do when mingling with the public, Stephy and I must dress inconspicuously or even in disguise to protect ourselves from the excited mobs. Don't get me wrong, I bear no ill will towards the humble anonymous class. I simply know that it is impossible to expect their brains not to be sent into a frenzy when encountering someone like "The Alarmingly Charmingly Cousins" whom they admire and emulate.

That being said, we (The Celebrated Class) cannot be expected to be "on" at all times. Sure, we'll gladly sign autographs, take pictures, kiss your babies, bless your sick. But we need "me time" too! Believe us when we say "We're people just...like...you. Just a little bit betterer -- but people none-the-less."

This brings me to my Boycott of the exploitative corporation of Starbucks. After a long day of celebrity activity or perhaps in preparation for a day filled with such, I would like the option of enjoying my croissant and tall steamed milk with natural cane sugar in peace. However, in order to get my order, I am forced to provide them with my NAME which is then shouted at the top of a barista's lungs when ready! Suddenly, the entire cafe erupts in applause and wonder, and the prospect of a peaceful sip is banished into the ethers.

Luckily, I foresaw this happening before I was ever actually faced with the situation...but it is only my foresight and cunning that has kept me from being mauled! Fortunately, I know enough about my fans to know that this would happen if I were ever careless enough to give my real name.

But its not fair that I should have to deny my own name! Lord help us if my alias of Rainbow Starski is ever discovered. But, is it not just as easy to simply shout out the drink name? Why does Starbucks insist on using their customers' birthnames when giving them their orders? I will tell you why. They have long been involved in a conspiracy with the blood-thirsty papparazzi to expose and exploit celebrities visiting their locations for their own personal gain! It is truly despicable and we shan't stand for it any longer! Starbucks? More like Starexploiters!

Please boycott this heinous celebrity-terrorizing company! I, of course, can not join you in doing so, as I rely on their first-rate variety of coffee bean and top notch customer service to get me through the day. But I know my cause is in good hands with you fine people.

Love and Light,

Buffy Jane

Buffy Jane's Dramatic Monologue

2009-11-03T10:51:00.001-08:00

Hello dear fans. I recently spent some time perfecting my dramatic audition piece. Who knows . . . maybe I'll never even get the chance to use it. . . Now that this site is up, it is very likely the contracts will just start coming in. I'm announcing to Howard today that I would like to be considered "offer-only" talent henceforth. Regardless, I am glad I spent time on this piece. Time spent honing my craft will always be, to me, time well spent. Yours, Buffy Jane.

Oh my gosh! Is that a blog?

2009-11-02T23:53:00.000-08:00

Well I think at this point it is pretty safe to say that we are basically, 100%, FAMOUS. That's right. We have a blog now! That's what ALL the celebrities have. We're really looking forward to getting into some fights with Donald Trump and responding to various situations with some sound, American-celebrity-style advice, (ie. drive a hybrid if you can, Chris Brown shouldn't have done that, etc)!!!! We have a lot to say, because we're more than just pretty faces.
<3333 Buffy Jane and Stephy